Where are my #splunk contacts who can get me into a SOC tour at #splunkconf24 ? My rep never had the access to send invites out. I had a blast checking out the #Blackhat_NOC last time I was in town for a conference and would welcome the opportunity to compare. I’m also attempting persistence by just waiting to see if someone won’t show up.

Edit: I am upping the ante (it is Vegas after all). I have a fruit rollup for anyone who can get me in. #cybersecurity folks love fruit rollups right?

This is why we can’t have nice things:

https://www.outkick.com/men-overrun-grace-hopper-women-in-tech-conference-by-registering-as-non-binary/

#gracehopper #diversityintech #cybersecurity

https://youtu.be/jNgFmAY20wY?si=gQUUoSJDqU15iX8r

 Oh nert. Thank you, #microsoft
#devtunnels #cybersecurity #RDP

Me: Nah, they can’t be this dumb  
Also Me: *whispers* they are  

#infostealer #defaultsettings #cybersecurity

#nice #tryhackme #cybersecurity

I’m mature.

Oh look, new #kalilinux fun.

https://www.kali.org/blog/kali-linux-2023-3-release/?utm_campaign=Kali&utm_content=261664871&utm_medium=social&utm_source=linkedin&hss_channel=lcp-5384047

I know it’s their jobs, but I wish vendors and their sales reps from #hackersummer camp (particularly #blackhatusa ) would give us a solid two weeks of rest/‘catch up with work’ recovery time before bombarding us.  

I have no purchasing power.

#infosec #cybersecurity