Signed the lease to my new workshop on Thursday

Moved in Saturday

Internet install was *today* (Monday)

Turns out when they re-painted the unit from the last tenant, the painters fucking ripped the fiber ONT off the wall, cut the fiber cable and just lazily stuffed it back into the wall

Then stuck a blank network plate over it

So I got to do my favourite hobby and write a SUPREMELY BITCHY "corporate email"

The "I'm being polite and formal but in reality I am PERCOLATING WITH RAGE" kind

I know it's a tiny thing but this made my day noticably brighter

(I'm not having a bad day this just made it a *better* day)

If you're cold I'm cold

Let me in and give me snacks

Oops I got given *another* G5 Mac (Dual 2.5Ghz)

And two 17" Apple monitors for $10 each

NICE

FUCKEN

MODELS

*HONK HONK*

Booting up an early 2000's FPS and seeing "Anticipation Fiction"

Was this game made by fucking Holden Bloodfeast?