Chris Coram

@Crysophilax
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Retired microbiologist and software engineer, pilot, yachtsman, author, photographer. All images are mine unless otherwise stated. 
Post humanist freak existing on a cocktail of chemicals. Haven’t eaten or drunk anything for over a year. Feeling good. 
Born at 313ppm.
Book. Flawed truthhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Flawed-Truth-Christopher-Coram/dp/0244762708
After 27 years, engineer discovers how to display secret photo in Power Mac ROM
Developer solves mystery of hidden JPEG from the beige G3 era.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/06/after-27-years-engineer-discovers-how-to-display-secret-photo-in-power-mac-rom/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social
i feel bad for brits and americans having no secret language like lol we all understand what you guys are saying to each other
What is impossible?
Zeno: motion
Parmenides: change
Pyrrho: knowledge
Schopenhauer: happiness

Latest painting..

Oil/acrylic on canvas

People say the internet is bad

Counterpoint: I just remotely sprayed the cat shitting in our garden with water from 2500km away

@freyablekman sorry to bother you, this is from the LHC status feed. Could you please tel me what Roman Pots are?

Comments (07:35:31) Preparing for access for
roman pots in IP5

Updated gravestone inscription: "Here lies Richard Littler. For the avoidance of doubt, NONE of his creative works were created with AI. I don't care that your shit-for-brains #AI summary says otherwise. I bet it also conflates him with Little Richard. Do your own fucking research, you lazy ignorant mediocrity"

After further consideration (& your suggestions), here's a starter list for running any country properly:

PM: Paddington
Chancellor: The Count from Sesame Street
Transport Secretary: Ivor the Engine
Foreign Secretaries: The Clangers
Home Sec: Moominpapa
Head of MI5: Danger Mouse
Env Sec: Great Uncle Bulgaria (head Womble)
Justice: Grotbags?
Health & Social care: Cookie Monster, helped by Bert & Ernie
Transport: Ivor the Engine
Science & innovation: Gromit
Space: Mr Spoon from Button Moon
Polar science: Pingu
DCMS: Kermit
Emergency services: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb

Civil Service: The mice from Bagpuss (we will fix it, we will fix it…)

Comments/modifications?

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle.

Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett

#GNUTerryPratchett, #SpeakHisName, #Discworld