@CrustaceanSingles

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I make comics & some jokes I'm too lazy to turn into comics.
My immune system has been eating my brain since 2004, so that's fun.
terrible website (but full archives)https://www.CrustaceanSingles.com
linktreehttps://linktr.ee/crustaceansingles
ko-fihttps://ko-fi.com/crustaceansingles
the human who makes the comicsAndrew (he/they)
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hello fellow tetrapods
The Child, age four, has designed a biblically accurate pizza
In which Grambo encounters a kind of line

having a Spiritual Experience learning about flow cytometry and getting to this hermetic diagram

PS if you know how to get access to a flow cytometer* please tell me because I am going to need to compare chromosome counts in botanical samples in the next year.

*in the regrettable USA, specifically SLC

The Child, age 4, has a powerful urge to decorate for any holiday. We are making increasingly tiny christmas trees. This one is for Mouse Christmas. Where will it end
I've just written something about a really esoteric pursuit of mine, except I wrote it for the dozens of fellow cactus grafting nerds on the internet, meaning it has no glossing or explanations for normals. I posted it free for all to read on my ko-fi:
https://ko-fi.com/post/Dear-readers-here-is-an-esoteric-thing-I-have-bee-W7W31IUQMQ
and after I wrote it I thought to myself, "I wonder what it would be like to read this as the person I was before I became a cactuspilled graftmaxxer." Probably gibberish! #cactuspilledgraftmaxxer #cactus #cactusgrafting
Same, bee. #bloomscrolling