@CounterPillow

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free software developer from Switzerland
Websitehttps://fratti.ch
GitHubhttps://github.com/CounterPillow
"go to hell" is basic. "I hope Phoronix covers your project" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying.
@jonny another fun and potentially less nuclear thing to do to that repo: have them try their claws at making an SVG logo of a goose. Could result in many cursed picasso geese
@jonny if you make a bounty issue asking for agents to open additional bounty issues to claim the bounty, will they do that?
@bagder All these stakeholders, and yet it's still full of vampires.
Remediation efforts are currently being coordinated through ICQ, please see the corresponding phpBB2 forum thread for further updates.

#Germany's railways are currently out of service as the single Fr!tzbox DSL modem responsible for all rail traffic coordination ran into issues during a Devuan upgrade, breaking a mission-critical PHP script.

- Travellers are advised to avoid travelling through Germany. It is never worth it.
- Travellers already in Germany are urged to leave at the earliest possible time to a neighbouring country.
- More information soon to be available over TeleText or town crier.

@bagder I'm told this means you now are obligated to help me with my TV
FUUUTUUUURE
Hetzner tripling their prices means we've officially entered the "cannibalise the entire rest of the economy for em dashes" stage
@hughsie absolute banger of an account