Cobalt Noir

@CobaltNoir
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Archon of the Quabbin Cooperative,
4th Baron of Blueberry Hill,
Mad Steampunk Scientist,
Painter, Sculptor, World Builder,
Curd Production Specialist,
He/Him
CFTP brings our Wet Hot Atlantean Summer to a close at 7pmEST with the 12th and final episode of The Undersea Kingdom!
#MST3K #rifftrax #comedy #commentary #atlantis #riffing #scifi #adventure #serial #weird #robots #funny #Letswatchit #reactionvideo #summervibes #submarines #WorstHeroEver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTFvo0SqNrM
CFTP Presents: The Undersea Kingdom, Part 12: Ascent to the Upper World

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In which I, a person who knows nothing about photography and even less about film stock, complain about the failings of 60+ year old 35mm slides to retain their dyes/colors and how it's inconvenient to me, personally.

https://fleamarketarcheology.wordpress.com/2025/09/12/the-red-menace-of-ektachrome/

The Red Menace (of Ektachrome)

I am (again) a film novice, I was aware that some film stock does not age as… gracefully as other film stock does, especially when it comes to 35mm prints of movies, but as far as photography…

Flea Market Archeology
CFTP Presents: The Undersea Kingdom, Part 11: Flaming Death

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I had a sudden urge for 3rd party cola a couple of weeks ago and was sort of horrified how diminished the independent soda market is anymore. Bubba Cola, Jolt, and countless other small brands are all gone, and while Shasta Cola and Jones Soda Cola (a terrible name, but still what it's called) still exists I couldn't find any.

As a stopgap have been drinking Faygo Cola, which is... good, actually... but probably would be better if there were a couple of people in clown makeup having sex while high off their asses nearby. (it's not my culture, but I respect their ways)

But, fear not, turns out the DO still make my personal favorite, RC Cola, you just have to work a little bit to get it now.

#soda #cola

It's a brand new episode of Russell Up Some Grub! This time it's not a cereal, but cookies! Chips Ahoy! Chewy Stranger Things Cookies! Link in first comment!
#food #cookies #ChipsAhoy #chewy #StrangerThings #review #letstry #upsidedown #weird #horror #scifi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhTA19N6yhA
Russell Up Some Grub 119: Chips Ahoy Chewy Stranger Things Cookies

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CFTP Presents: The Undersea Kingdom, Part 10: Atlantis Destroyed

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The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack was a great little show, eh? With such interesting characters saying bemusing things.
What's this? It's a brand new episode of Russell Up Some Grub! This time I try Cap'n Crunch's Orange Creampop Crunch! #Cap'nCrunch #orange #creampop #creamcicle #crunch #cereal #breakfast #letstry #review #CaptainCrunch #Summer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV5UH_vGoZY
Russell Up Some Grub 117: Cap'n Crunch's Orange Cream Pop Crunch

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Friday at 7pm EST, CFTP continues our riff of The Undersea Kingdom with Chapter 8: Into The Metal Tower! Somehow, this serial is getting dumber with each chapter! It's all a part of our Wet, Hot Atlantean Summer! Link in first comment! #MST3K #Rifftrax #riff #serial #UnderseaKingdom #Atlantis #scifi #adventure #robots #commentary #reaction #comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Ycww8e-c0
CFTP Presents: The Undersea Kingdom, Part 8: Into The Metal Tower

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Vagueposting: Every once in a while, it appears some people forget who I am and what I can do. I've been very patient and put up with a bit too much for a bit too long. As of now, I'm taking back my mantle to remind them that I'm the goddamned Baron of Blueberry Hill, and you best not forget it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVmVVkbx3jE
The Decemberists - Ben Franklin's Song (from Hamildrops) [Official Audio]

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