JD Long ✅

@Cmastication
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Ag economist, quant, and stochastic modeler. Avid user of Py, R, AWS and colorful metaphors. Coauthor of O’Reilly’s R Cookbook. I love building things and talking to people. Committed to weekly Sparky the Dog content.
Twitter@Cmastication
LivesRichmond, VA, USA
Websitehttps://cerebralmastication.com
My neighborhood hawk is vivisecting a mole in my front yard.
It’s bob l’eponge from now on.
The best motorcycle for sale listing evar. It tells a whole story.
eBay motors gives a list of model years to choose from. Sorted… no shit… randomly. How does this crap make it through basic testing?
I eat at Popeyes and Waffle House mostly in hope of working on my grappling skills. Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked is how I like the floors and the chairs.
New family motto just dropped...
Bonding with my spawn over OLS. As one does.
My daughter does not appreciate my sick beets.
What is this… some kind of a joke? 😂
Look, I don't make the rules here, I just follow them: