Eleanor Rigby
typing a prompt on her iPhone that no one can see
in ChatGPT

Look at it working,
flashing 3 dots before sending its saccharine reply—
boyfriend AI

All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
Where do they all belong?

Trump pardoned a man who'd been convicted of tax cheating -- he withheld over $10 million from the paychecks of nurses, doctors and other employees, money that was intended to make their tax contributions ...

... and blew it on a $2 million yacht and shopping

he was caught, fined $4.4 million and given an 18-month jail term

then his mother attended a $1 million Trump dinner ...

... and soon after he was pardoned

Full story here: https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trump-pardoned-tax-cheat-after-mother-attended-1-million-maga-dinner/

Alright, everybody pens down. I've found the best joke of the day.

UPDATE:
* The business which owns this sign can be found at:
https://www.hintonburgkids.com/
* Photo credit goes to glitchedgamer14 of Reddit