Chris Hallbeck

@Chrishallbeck
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I just pressed [cook time] [3] [0] [start] on the microwave instead of the [30 seconds] button. I am so sorry for letting you all down like this. I will strive to do better.
Time to make some hot dogs! (Taking the dogs for a walk)
A very quiet sneeze is a shhneeze.
How many kids in grocery stores only know these characters as cereal mascots?
I couldn’t believe the loud sound made by the container of counterfeit tennis equipment falling over. It was a real racket racket racket.
I stayed up too late and now need some pre-breakfast. A little bit of an early muncheon. Just a tiny snackerbite.
Imposter Syndrome
@disappearinjon You mean too old.

Me: Wow, remember that fun movie I watched hundreds of times as a kid? I wonder if that director made anything else I know.

Wikipedia: This universally panned movie not only destroyed the careers of the director and cast, it lost so much money the studio went out of business.

Me: I see.