TIL #AllySheedy was an airline ticket/desk clerk in #HomeAlone2!

I reckon, if he removed the plane’s #transponder from his butt, *he* as a person wouldn’t be trackable.
#ElonMusk #ElonMusk @elonjet

Sure, sex is great ‘n all, but have you ever gone looking for the Xmas-tree stand and it was *right there* where you’d put it away last time, where it was supposed to be?!

The clothes-drawer of a serial-killer ;)

“I think I’ve broken the new #shredder”
“Have you looked at the #troubleshooting part of the #manual?”
“Um, the manual was the first thing I shredded”
“I can’t get it to work. Sure, we’ll just return it. Where’s the #receipt?”
“Um...”