Not sure what kind of human sacrifices my #KitchenAid dishwasher performs, but I'm willing to ignore them as long as it keeps flawlessly cleaning the solidified pesto and cheese from my bowls
My perception of the people who wrote Microsoft programs (inspired by https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/tools/sqlpackage/sqlpackage-script?view=sql-server-ver16):
"Let's make this command do nothing by default and make the users specify dozens of arguments to get sane behavior. OH and when we document the parameters, let's just repeat the name of the parameter but in more words."