Two German soldiers are hunting for a downed British airman.
"We'll never find him in this wood at night." One says, quietly.
"You're right." The other one replies, loudly. "BECAUSE I HEAR HE WENT TO ETON."
"Actually gentleman, I'm a Wykehamist." A nearby bush replies, annoyed. #histodons
As I so eloquently wrote in my article about this JWST image of the Orion Nebula:
HOLY ^$%&@$%#($)()^&!!!!
https://badastronomy.substack.com/p/holy-crap-this-jwst-image-of-the
OK journalists, now we all know that it was Huw Edwards, he didn't do anything illegal, and that all the relentless stories you've been writing about him for the last week have put him in hospital with a severe mental health crisis (jolly well done, guys, you must be so proud of yourselves), can you all get back to reporting proper news?
Like, for example, what happens now that the government and Johnson have failed to comply with the order to hand over the WhatsApp messages?
Webb's Rho Ophiuchi
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI, Klaus Pontoppidan (STScI), Processing: Alyssa Pagan (STScI)