Pro Life Hack: Tip $20 immediately whilst holidaying and get extra lime and dubbed “sweetie”
Worth. It.
Worth. It.
CaseyTheOkayest
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Writer, progressive, feminist, animal lover, owner of a wine ferris wheel (she/her)
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An exciting moment quickly turned to tragedy just now
While sitting outside having coffee on this sunny fall-adjacent morning, a bee landed on my middle fingernail.
Me: I’m sorry, bee. That’s not a flower.
Bee: Now I have trust issues.
As a transplanted midwesterner, I just learned about corn sweat and I really need that to be the final disgusting thing that happens to me in America
@fringe As you calculated so beautifully, Margarita Maths always true up 
Pro Life Hack: Move to a place within walking distance of a Mexican restaurant.
Bonus if it has half-price margaritas 4 days a week.
Get your steps in and your salt rimmed
@henry I worked for a major food company. You’re not wrong to suspect things.