Pro Life Hack: Tip $20 immediately whilst holidaying and get extra lime and dubbed “sweetie”
Worth. It.
Worth. It.
CaseyTheOkayest
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Writer, progressive, feminist, animal lover, owner of a wine ferris wheel (she/her)
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An exciting moment quickly turned to tragedy just now
While sitting outside having coffee on this sunny fall-adjacent morning, a bee landed on my middle fingernail.
Me: I’m sorry, bee. That’s not a flower.
Bee: Now I have trust issues.
Pro Life Hack: Move to a place within walking distance of a Mexican restaurant.
Bonus if it has half-price margaritas 4 days a week.
Get your steps in and your salt rimmed
2 skinny margaritas bc fitness
Followed by fuck this I’m eating all the Oreos
Tell me I’m not the only one
Scrolling popular movies on Reelgood, it took 31 swipes to get to the first film that featured a woman.
And it’s not even a woman. #m3gan
Go ahead, call me crazy
In my defense, I don’t have a printer, so had to hand write it