you do polyamory? that's cute. i do Polly's Mammaries

okay, hang on. i just need to ascend to godhood

by the way, if you've ever orgasmed to me, you owe me a high five. or nudes. but at least a high five

my cat loves me for the incredible ways i wield a can opener

mods, complain about him on mastodon

well well well. fucking hard or hardly fucking?

Stardew players are always talking about upgrading their hoe... can't they just accept me as i am?

is god considered to be public domain

well well well. pissing hard or hardly pissing?