Guys I think I scared @ImprobableIsland away and now I'm single again.

I don't know how to live by myself you've all seen me try to cook a meal I'm terrible at it help

@ImprobableIsland Hey sorry for what I said when I was hungry. You can come back now.

...please come back?

30 minutes later, I'm still out of @ImprobableIsland . I can feel the darkness closing in. My finger twitches across the trackpad, directing my cursor towards Amazon and certain credit card doom.

I wail, "Help me, stay my fickle hand!" but there is no CMJ to hear my cry. With no Island to keep me busy, nothing can stop me from finally buying all those things that will fill the void in my soul, the black hole that comes with losing contact with other nerds on the internet...

@ImprobableIsland The circular cutout of the II logo makes it look like a warning sign called "Roba Slan"

Petitioning to create a new NPC named "Roba Slan."

@ImprobableIsland I was away while tooting in the far beyond. My Toots are universal, and have far surpassed the tootability of my previous toot-cessors.

I am eternal.