BlueTeamSherpa 

@Blueteamsherpa@infosec.exchange
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He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. 
As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. 
My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

If you insult me about something that's not true or accuse me of something that I didn't/wouldn't do, then you may get blocked without warning. If you see something that I actually AM doing wrong, I'm very open to feedback. I LOVE to be right, which means I have to be open to changing my position when I'm shown (or figure out) that I'm wrong.

If you really want to get under the hood, enjoy this autobiographical song i wrote called “Without You I’d Not Be Me”.
https://youtu.be/0B_I0Fn1Qoc

#Cybersecurity
#Piano
#Humor
#Jokes
#Politics
BlueTeamSherpa Jun 3
To my non-Jewish friends, Here's the deal, I don't want you to just check in with me after each attack (be let's be honest there will be more) or offer to hide me etc. What I really want and need from you is to fight for me & Jews in the rooms and spaces we are not in & the ones we are being pushed out of. Stand up for us. Truly stand up. It's time. With love, Your Jewish friend.
BlueTeamSherpa May 25

Took this picture tonight for this group. They said I’d never get the dogs to all look at me. Two loud WOOFS and they did.

I did NOT learn that in TV school.

BlueTeamSherpa May 24
BlueTeamSherpa May 4
In 2011, in one of Arthur Finkelstein's last public speeches, he said: "I wanted to change the world. I did this. I made it worse. The Finkelstein Method The Conservative Parties have been using the Finkelstein Method for decades. 1. Don't provide details on policy, it's unimportant to win. No actionable and measurable plans are required. Just vague policy statements. 2. Continuous character assassination of strongest opposition. Encourage other opposition parties to help. 3. Introduce divisive scandalous issues like drugs, sex or crime, used to denigrate the strongest opposition. 4. Politically loaded issues also used to divide electorate into tribes. 5. Disinformation campaigns to confuse and demoralize the electorate. Create a post truth environment. 6. Present the opposition as the enemy.
BlueTeamSherpa May 3
CW: Holocaust
BlueTeamSherpa May 2

The jars on the counter to include peanut butter, honey mustard, oyster flavored (vegan) sauce, siracha, garlic powder, and fish sauce made the “quick thrown together” sauce he put on some nuked veggies.

He’s getting all cheffie on me.

BlueTeamSherpa Apr 26
BlueTeamSherpa Apr 25

I went for ice cream to this Mexican place cause they had a unique flavors. I was surprised to see tuna, flavored ice cream, but since Mexicans do ceviche, I figured that might be possible. I was a bit surprised, though because instead it tasted like prickly pear.

Yes, that’s a joke.

BlueTeamSherpa Apr 24
BlueTeamSherpa Apr 23

I wear this k9 over my kn95 when traveling both for the protection and to bring joy to others.

On a plane today, the snack choices were pretzels, a stroopwaffle, or a gluten free quinoa cookie round with some chocolate. The flight attendant offered “pretzel, waffle, or chocolate”? I said “ignore the dog mask…I’ll have the chocolate.” The flight attendant served me, seemingly oblivious, started serving the folks behind me, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Some of my punchlines take time to land with some people.