Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)

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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ πŸ‘‰ Potty mouth. πŸ‘ˆ ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

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THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT

Moved to @BlippyTheWonderSlug

@Melissabeartrix
Wrong me. This is the old me. I just happened to catch it because I'm here checking to make sure a response I made to this old account "works properly."

(I won't see if you respond to this, either, unless you tag current me, because I'm about to close this window)

In case you haven't noticed, I've moved.

You can now find me at: @BlippyTheWonderSlug

My tummy rumbleth.

**puts toast in the toaster, round side down**

#RoundSideDown

ME: hi, I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price it was two hours ago.

CASHIER: ma'am this is a WENDY'S.

p.s. If you want easy to understand step-by-step instructions for transferring your Mastodon account to another server, see here:

➑️ https://fedi.tips/transferring-your-mastodon-account-to-another-server/

Transferring your Mastodon account to another server | Fedi.Tips – An Unofficial Guide to Mastodon and the Fediverse

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@FiStitchWitch
On par with getting old. 😜 Basically a bunch of #OldManProblems.

The moobs are now covered.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Look who was waiting.

@FiStitchWitch
I'm sitting half naked in an exam room. It's chilly, and my moobs are perky.

A few moments later...

All done. Heart issues that I kinda suspected, and get thee to a dermatologist. She thinks my freckles are worrying.

Oh, and a GI guy. 🀣 Guess I'm gonna get my first colonoscopy.

Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde mass shooting arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video). "There were eight to nine students still in that classroom, and you walked the fuck away," https://boingboing.net/2024/02/27/uncle-of-10-year-old-killed-in-uvalde-mass-shooting-arrested-for-saying-fck-to-ex-police-chief-video.html
Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde mass shooting arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video)

Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde, TX elementary school massacre arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video)

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