Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)

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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Potty mouth. ๐Ÿ‘ˆ โš ๏ธ

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

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THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT

Moved to @BlippyTheWonderSlug

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Look who was waiting.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Making absolutely, positively sure that there's not a speck of food, of any sort, left in any and every bowl.

Due to him showing up at feeding time a few days ago, an extra packet of cat food was opened, throwing my feeding schedule off.

Anyway, she's going shopping later. Allegedly. But she's back in bed. ๐Ÿ™„ Reality is, I'm probably going to have to go when the rain lets up.

I'm already psyching myself up to make the best of it.

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

๐Ÿคฃ I found another #KittyFetch hoard... I donโ€™t recall her bringing me a cell phone tool, but there it is.

๐ŸŽผ Let me tell you how it will be
The cats just will not let me be

๐ŸŽถ 'Cause I'm the cat man
Yea.ah
I'm the cat ma.an ๐ŸŽต

If you let 'em out ๐ŸŽธ
(They want back in)
If you give 'em love
(They'll scratch your chin)

๐ŸŽต Yes I'm the cat man
Yea.ah
I'm the cat ma.an ๐ŸŽถ

Mmm... first bong rip of the day. Blessed relief as the cloud settles onto my brain, calming overactive neurons, smoothing the jagged edges...

**probes the nooks and crannies in the windmills of my mind**

One more.

Wait. Whatโ€ฝ Has he been here all nightโ€ฝ

No. She let him in quietly while I was distracted. Whew!

#Humba #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon