Mastodawn

Thank you PizzaHut for the late night fee. Truly cockblocked my night time poor decision of wanting to order PizzaHut. Works better than having to click through 10 "are you sures" when about to fall weakness to gacha game micro transaction.

Gastropod Jul 23

At least in 2025, relationship cheating website "Ashley Madison" no longer sounds like the intention is to hook up with a primary schooler?

Gastropod Jul 16

Thinking about how, if we continue tue way we are, the creatures closest to achieving immortality in modern days, are the commercial clones of highly profitable plants that are primarily grown/sold via propagated cutting. Admittedly their life end the moment it's no longer profitable to keep them alive, but still. It's all this one tree.

Gastropod Jul 15

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Gastropod Jul 5

My only 4th of July hot take, is you don't get to shit on us for using DD/MM/YYYY when you use expressions like 4th of July.

Gastropod Jun 11

Can I just point out, life is so fucking good when your body dysmorphia is kinda gone/lowkey, it's like woooaaaah what is this shit my own meat prison's existence isn't triggering you every time you accidentally see yourself, and I can use my subconscious energy for actual useful shit.

I can't even explain how it's fixed. One day it's there next day the neurones responsible for this just seemed stroked out. Like this brief period of specific red larvae phobia. It's here and it's gone.

Gastropod Jun 10

Electric Teeth Jun 10

Hey hey hey, if an aro/ace person asks for aro/ace recommendations that are not intentionally horror/bad feels, maybe stop recommending work where the seemingly aro/ace protagonist got allo-harassed for the entire duration of the story just to be conversion therapy'd into being socially acceptably allo?

Happy pride month. Or rather, I'm quite unhappy pride month at this moment.

Similarly, stop recommending queer romance when the explicit request is NO romance. I don't know if the implication is queer romance isn't real, or anyone who don't want romance right now just need to have our minds force changed somehow. We already deal with that shit irl, I want to not deal with that in fictions. This isn't exclusive to aros, allos also have the right to (not) consent.

Gastropod Jun 4

G̴end̵er̷ i̴s̷ jus̵t a̵n̶o̷t̵h̴e̷r̶ ̴f̷a̴c̸e̸t̴ ̸o̴f̴ ̵t̴h̷i̶s̵ ̷m̷e̷a̷t̶ ̶p̷r̷i̶s̷o̷n̴ ̷ Į̶̓ ̴̞̔n̷̖̉e̵̦̍v̵̘̈́ê̷͉ȑ̷͙ ̸̱͒c̸̳͝o̵̗͑n̴̙̈́š̷̰ȇ̵̼n̶͚͝t̷͙͗ê̷̻d̵̳̎ f̸̥͈̥̳͑̏̈́̋o̸͍̣͒̊͜͝r̵̛̞̼̹̜

Gastropod May 19

I'm resigned to that I will never enjoy some good chips without the smell of newsprint.

I'm worried that I will never be able to enjoy a banh mi without 30 seagulls yelling at me while try to air bomb my eyes out

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Gastropod May 16

Let's be real, in 2025 Coles/Woolworths are basically

1. If you are in a region without alternatives, it's primarily an extortion market.

2. If you are in a region with alternatives, it's a lifestyle statement to display how you are of the judgemental class and you pay the premium to avoid being in the same shop as "those" brown people.