Chelsea

@BiasCutTweed
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@[email protected] Hi I opened mastodon because I was suddenly overcome with missing you. :(
@bedirthan This makes me sad we don’t live in North London anymore because Im 100% sure that crow and I would be friends.

Had to take puppies to the hair salon this morning in the dark during QUITE a storm. Barkley quietly trembled at the thunder and lightning. Leeloo started angrily barking at the sky like ‘Hey! Fing knock it off!!’

This says a lot about both of them.

Aries: Today you will discover why there's that old saying, "Never stop for a naked, screaming man carrying a hatchet, covered in blood, and holding someone's severed foot in their teeth on a back road at midnight."
@thevowel I think I have one of those too!
@[email protected] TBH I love and miss Pagliacci’s rosemary chicken and potato pizza enough that I have gotten pretty good at making an at-home version.
@oceanbound @thevowel Not being on fire or seeming like you might soon be on fire is really the minimum I expect from my appliances. I hope it comes back to you all better.
@thevowel @oceanbound Okay that’s alarming! Especially as we have the same coffee maker!
@[email protected] @tabletophotdish This but let’s swap out the Caddy for a Tesla too.