@Asymmetricblue

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Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen.

From the land of sky blue water.

Data, development, and the great outdoors.

Show threadAsymmetricblue14h ago
@theynege Now that’s a shit post!
Asymmetricblue1d ago
April Fools! https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116327013538012564
Steve Herman (@[email protected])

All the major US TV networks have reportedly agreed to the White House’s request for airtime tomorrow 9pm EDT for President Trump to address the nation regarding the war with Iran.

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Show threadAsymmetricblue1d ago
@wanderinghermit Gorgonzola and crackers… feeling low on salt today?
Asymmetricblue1d ago
Michelle1d ago

Let all
Cruelties die,
And from their
Corpses will
Bloom a new
Kindness.

#poetry

Show threadAsymmetricblue1d ago
@notasnek Not that I have time for it, but I’ve wondered that myself
Show threadAsymmetricblue1d ago
@MNSpy Maybe “Antifa” should start wearing “I like Ike” buttons
Asymmetricblue1d ago
I can “hear” this picture https://mastodon.online/@streetartutopia/116325574322038994
Street Art Utopia (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image 💥 Wile E. Coyote — Sand Sculpture by PUFFERFISH <3 Made Funny Sculptures (12 Photos): https://streetartutopia.com/2026/03/31/artists-made-funny-sculptures/

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Show threadAsymmetricblue1d ago
@callan @WideEyedCurious A nice bottle of Tequila, to be drunk with tacos
Show threadAsymmetricblue2d ago
@MNSpy “Unit Cost: $270 million (fiscal 98 constant dollars)”
Show threadAsymmetricblue2d ago
@MNSpy That looks expensive