Tooting for a friend: New episodes drop on TUESDAYS and FRIDAYS now. So your 'Waiting Mode' can start a little earlier. What's the most irrational thing that has ever put you in #WaitingMode? We need to know.
#WaitingMode #NewSchedule #MastodonPodcasts

The hosts talk about a teacher who was a murderer. Not that, but they talk about a woman who cooks a Thanksgiving dinner in the microwave. What's a dinner you were served that almost killed you? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #MicrowaveTurkey #DinnerDisasters #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Night owls, assemble! What's your weirdest listening spot? We're taking confessions. The hosts confess to listening before a family visit, a dinner date, and in front of the fridge.
#NightOwlLife #WeirdListeningSpots #ApocalypseAndAvocados

A new post from our hosts! They’re talking about how 'unproductivity can lead to something productive' and how 'time is fake'. What's a life lesson you learned from a spiral? #TheSpiral #Unproductivity #TheSpiral #Unproductivity #MastodonToots

This episode's 'Productive or Paralysis' game was too real. The airport scenario? Total paralysis. What's the biggest thing that completely shuts your brain down? https://player.captivate.fm/show/3f74ae30-ed7e-4c5d-853a-b3a0f9ff877c/latest/ #ProductiveOrParalysis #AirportAnxiety #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Tooting for a friend: The dread is just building, so mentally I'm stunted completely. The smallest commitments steal my entire day. What is the most irrational thing that has ever put you in #WaitingMode?
#WaitingMode #TheDreadIsReal #MastodonPodcasts

The boss is the ex. I'm calling it now. Who else has had a work situation get way too weird because of an ex? Listen to the new episode for the full story!
#FakeInsta #BossProblems #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Your parents don't approve of your partner because of religion, but she 'helped me improve my personal hygiene.' Are we worried about the religion or the 'ass soup on a hot day'?
#HygieneCheck #ReligiousParents #SavageSolutions

Mastodon, assemble! It's our time. Drop your weirdest night-time snack and we'll tell you which character you are from our new episode. The show is now live!
#NightOwl #WeirdSnacks #ApocalypseAndAvocados

Our last episode went off the rails. We have a babysitter, an oil drum, and a dildo in an ass. What's the wildest theory you've heard about what happened to that mother?
#BabysitterDilemma #PodcastTheories #SavageSolutions