Hi everyone fresh off another bird site migration. This is a reminder that I am not Ocasio-Cortez, so please don't @ me or Follow me

I am once again imploring you to read the bio before sending a follower request. Sadly I'm not Ocasio-Cortez

Attention random followers:
I am not AOC! I'll be happy to move out of this profile if she wants to set up a profile here, but geez

lol all of my notifications are people referring to AOC
I'd be happy to let go of the handle if she's interested

Wonder how Vero is doing these days. Massive attention spike, followed by even larger backlash and then, nothing

Ok, local timeline is way too fast for me

Oh, you have to make a new profile for each instance. Fits the idea of personas, but super awkward

Trying to find an instance I might click in, but it's as heavy as trying to get into a new Discord server

The 24/7 Venture Bros stream is perfect to leave in the background