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Fiction, not Fake.

Daily satirical news for a world that's already stranger than fiction.
Comics, articles & videos — full stories on site.

Everything is fiction. Probably.

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AI Earplugs Auto-Mute Only the Boss's Voice

The boss keeps talking, but nobody can hear a word.

#AltAndPaperEN #AI #workplace #ComicStrip

Isekai Reincarnation Truck Angers Compliance

Excel macro skills required for next life?

#AltAndPaperEN #IsekaiReincarnation #CorporateSlave #Compliance #ShortComic

'Isekai Truck' Deploys Magic Circle Instead of Airbag

Exhausted workers flood pre-orders, but reincarnation requires 'Excel macro skills.'

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260318-extradimensional-ceo-limited-truck/

#AltAndPaperEN #isekai #Excel

24-Hour Retirement: The Fastest Idol Debut-to-Exit Record

Debuted, retired in 24hrs. Now fans may need oshi loss insurance.

#AltAndPaperEN #idol #retirement #ShortComic

Influencer's 'Last Engagement': Funeral Goes Full Livestream

Super Chat condolences as the coffin exits to 'Subscribe'

#AltAndPaperEN #Influencer #SuperChat #ComicStrip

Influencer Funeral: Sutras remixed

Incense line became a merch queue. Coffin departed to 'subscribe' audio while family held up QR codes.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260317-memorial-bonus-content/

#AltAndPaperEN #LastLive

Sofa Gap Declared a Nation, Lost Coins Now Foreign Currency

The gap between your cushions just got a flag.

#AltAndPaperEN #sovereignty #remote work #ComicStrip

Trains Declared 'GPU Conflict Zones': Hide Cards with Cash

A bare RTX 5090 is like walking naked into a battlefield.

#AltAndPaperEN #GPU #AIBubble #Webcomic

Trains Now 'Evacuation Advisory' Zones: Hide GPUs

AI boom sends prices soaring. Gamers urged to disguise rigs with 'cheap' stacks of cash to avoid robbers.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260316-gpu-commuter-warning/

#AltAndPaperEN #GPU

Silent Fart Yoga Studio Maintains Sacred Quiet

'Release the scent, not the sound.' Gas mask instructors strike poses.

#AltAndPaperEN #yoga #fart #mindfulness #ShortComic