Alan

@Alan8
6 Followers
19 Following
37 Posts
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If fathers are covered in skin, are forefathers covered in foreskin?
Why do people always think glasses make you look smart? You have to fail an exam to get them.
The hit TV show Seinfeld except all of the jokes in the cold open are just @j997922 toots.
🎶 i've got 99 problems and luftballoons are all of them 🎶
FINALLY
ever have diahrrea so bad a little comes out your nose??

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