Get your hands away from my double decker Double Decker!

What the...?

Really?

Green stuff
#Bloomscrolling

Put out some bird food and been doing some bird watching. I've seen a couple of great tits and witnessed a murder of crows, and I've decided bird watching is a little bit silly.

The weather has actually been good enough to dry washing outside. Woohoo 🎉

Watched some old episodes of EastEnders on iPlayer from back when I stopped watching it. I now remember why I stopped watching it. Absolutely ridiculous storylines.

Top tip: When leaving a job, ensure your last day is on Valentine's Day, then when you're given bunches of flowers it looks like people love you.

How is it Monday again? We just had one!

Paint!