Dear job applicant,
we regret to inform you that we won't be continuing with the hiring process. We wish you the best of luck in your job search.
Please remember that us wishing you luck doesn't mean we'll actually *do* anything — while we could actually improve your future chances by telling you why you weren't a good fit, we'd rather copy-paste some platitudes and call it a day. As you're probably aware, you could fall in a well and die for all we care.
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