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Musings on DC, ancient Greek, depressingly overweening (in every possible sense) US fascism. Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.

Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the … toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon & still fumbling toward Masto competence.) William Hung and snow-white tan.

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FFS why not just pardon every white criminal in existence to normalize his own crimes🤦🏻‍♀️

#Trump said he would pardon reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, who are in prison for charges that include bank fraud and tax evasion”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-pardon-reality-tv-stars-todd-julie-chrisley/

Trump to pardon reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley

"Your parents are going to be free and clean," President Trump told the couple's children in a phone call.

CBS News
I asked for dark mode as in “less eye strain” not “the collapse of shared reality and permanent democratic nightfall” just to be clear
Paul Krugman, Letter to Europe:
“For now, the message for Europe is to stand up for yourself. In trade, in GDP, even in everything but the most advanced technology, you are no more dependent on the United States than the US is on you. There is nothing compelling you to cater to the delusions of America’s mad king.”
Trump Pardons Scott Jenkins, a Former Virginia Sheriff Convicted of Bribery

The ex-sheriff, Scott Jenkins, was convicted of federal bribery charges and sentenced to 10 years in prison. President Trump claimed the case was politically motivated.

The New York Times
@jalefkowit
I remember seeing the weinermobile the first time. It was my first acid trip, too, but I was with sober friends who also saw it. Late ‘60’s, and maybe it was in L.A. for an extended time, but I saw it three times and each time I was on a different trip. Never saw it sober in that decade, but I have seen it since, and when I did, I swear to you that I began to feel like I was tripping that first encounter even though I was not
Republicans want to screw over their constituents in order to give more tax cuts to the ultra-wealthy. Here’s what Trump’s Tax Scam would mean for your state: https://itep.org/analysis-of-tax-provisions-in-house-reconciliation-bill/

The Graf Zeppelin visits DC (Oct. 1928). Between the overcast sky and slight overexposure of the negative, it’s a bit spectral & hard to see; it’s more or less in the center of the visible sky, straight up from the Amoco signs.

The LoC caption describes this as “Zeppelin over 13th St.,” but we’re really looking west on E St. NW from 11th St. At left is the Hotel Harrington, still operating today. At right is the Perpetual Building Association, long since demolished, its name notwithstanding.

Flying Bribery Palaces and the End of the Western Order www.emptywheel.net/2025/05/24/f...

Flying Bribery Palaces and the...
Flying Bribery Palaces and the End of the Western Order - emptywheel

Trump has had tremendous success pushing his authoritarianism domestically. But we're just beginning to see how he plans to dismantle the Western Order internationally.

emptywheel

Today in Department of WTF:

Cotard's syndrome, also known as Cotard's delusion or walking corpse syndrome, is a rare mental disorder in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are dead, do not exist, are putrefying, or have lost their blood or internal organs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard%27s_syndrome

Cotard's syndrome - Wikipedia

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Wait till he finds out the women in his house also breathe. Instant crisis

#USPol

@jalefkowit Freud would have a lot to say about this, I feel like.
@jalefkowit Maybe straw = fellatio?

@APBBlue @jalefkowit There's no justification that makes sense, lol. One might as well say that tongue in drink is also a sexual act.

Anyway, I'm fine with people having beliefs like this, it's just when they try and make it my problem, by running on a platform forcing their idiotic ideas down everyone's throats, that it becomes an issue.

@APBBlue @jalefkowit yeah they've been on this whole straw thing for years. I remember Tucker Carlson making fun of Biden for using a straw.

Like, could you be more insecure and closeted?

@APBBlue @jalefkowit Vague memory from years ago that some other RWNJ said he ate bananas from the side like corn on the cob, so it wouldn't look like he was sucking a nice fat cock.

@jef @APBBlue @jalefkowit There’s telling on yourself and then there’s whatever the hell that guy’s doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnKX4H_fP3Q

Are You Hung Up?

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@jalefkowit They are so very, very secure in their masculinity

(?)

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I think Burchett just means... He doesn't mind getting lipstick on his glass or mug.

Also... Holy fragile masculinity, Batman.

@401matthall @jalefkowit

Fellas, is it gay to imbibe liquids?

@jalefkowit They're in elected office. That's what's wrong with them. (For starters...)
@jalefkowit America’s “masculinity crisis” or whatever you want to call it is going to mint so many phd’s and airport books in 30 years.
@jalefkowit I drink my milk with a spoon like a MAN
@jalefkowit I don't drink from a straw because it chills my sinuses and gives me a headache. Not because I have throbbing nuts and a penis the size of a billy club. Those things are not connected with the other thing.
@jalefkowit I can almost understand the men, being just incredibly stupid, ignorant and fearful. Someone has to bring the average down to average. But I don’t understand why women have anything to do with these men.

@jalefkowit phallic obsession

that's why he won't do it. he looks at a straw, he sees a penis. So there will be no sucking, because not only is he a homophobe, but the straw as penis analogy hits way too close to home for his personal comfort.

@jalefkowit fellas is it gay to use a tool to move liquid
@jalefkowit I feel like I remember this conversation, from like 6th grade or something
@jp @jalefkowit That's about when most of these jackasses quit learning anything else, so that tracks.

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My gender is straw-drinker-sometimes.

@jalefkowit These are the same guys who sit a seat apart from their friends at the movies.

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No red-blooded man’s gonna suck on a straw; in THIS house we slurp the rim!

@MercG @jalefkowit HELL YEAH! *goes back to sucking loudly on Trump's rim*
@jalefkowit this was posted 3 days ago and it already came true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXjvr9CPQjs
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

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@jalefkowit Does he know that some cities have enacted laws that prohibit restaurants from giving customers plastic straws unless the ask for one? (I always refuse a straw, unless it's a smoothie or a milkshake or some other thick beverage that requires one.)

It's so environmentally conscious of him to refuse to use a straw!