#ketaverse instead of #metaverse
#keta statt #meta

#ketacat

#QuoteOfTheDay
#Thursday is #Quotesday
#WiseBirdsDontTweet
#birdsofmastodon

#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#mastocats
#cat
#cats
#pets
#theyaresmarterthanus
#catsandhairlessmonkeys

#fckmeta

#Sunday is #CyberSunday
#SilentSunday

#soccer
#fussball
#bundesliga
#ForzaStPauli #stpauli #Millerntor

#fuckthealgorithm
#youhavetofuckthesystemfromtheinside
#downofasystem

#LessScreenTime
#MoreSelfLoveLessEgos

My #Sponsors

#googlelovesu
#inappleitrust
#poweredbyaws
#ilistentospotify
#translatedbydeepl & #googletranslate
#sponsoredbyhp #hewelttpackard
#melindagates
#KarlDieKlammer a.k.a. #Clippy

Let me introduce you to #Tinto. He lives on the #burning #island #GranCanaria

#saturday is #caturday

#miau #TintoTheCat
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#mastocats
#cat
#cats
#pets
#theyaresmarterthanus
#catsandhairlessmonkeys

Hände Hoch #Wochenende! 🤡💃🏻🎉

#enjoylife
#livelaughlove
#live #laugh #love
#partytime

#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#mastocats
#cat
#cats
#pets
#theyaresmarterthanus
#catsandhairlessmonkeys #BroncoAndMiju

but still #fckmeta

It's okay to have #kids. Their great grandchildren then have the opportunity to take part in the #endrave during #Armageddon on December 22, 2222. It takes place on the #ThyssenKrupp factory premises.

#QuoteOfTheDay
#Thursday is #Quotesday
#WiseBirdsDontTweet
#BirdsOfMastodon

#maytheforcebewithyou
#badendforavatar2222
#ohHiSHIVA
#apocalypsenow
#downofasystem
#itsthefinalcountdown
#climatechange
#ciaobella

#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#mastocats
#cat
#cats
#pets

#LeckerGurke

#Question:
Why is #Armageddon on December 22, 2222?

#Answer:
No possible date with only 0,1 and 2 for 7777 years and 9 days until January 1st, 10000.

#checkthenumbers
#dontforgetthefacts
#doyourmath
#NumbersDontLieIfTheyAreNotManipulatedAndPresentedInAnAppropriateManner
#NoChristmas2222
#TheWorldConsistsOfZerosAndOnes
#OnePlusOneIsTwo

#whiskerswednesday
#BroncoTheCat
#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#cat
#cats
#theyaresmarterthanus
#catsandhairlessmonkeys

#LeckerGurke
#fckmeta

If #anybody ever gets the #chance to #fly with #marksugarshit on a #hot #air #balloon like this, just throw him #down.

#tuesday is #roastday
#shitstagram
#fickbook
#ShitsApp
#fckmeta
#killthesuperficialworld
#himark
#hisugerberg
#himarksugarberg
#marksugarshit
#itsmarksfault
#becauseofmark
#markzuckerberg a.k.a. #msugarshit
#FCKMETA

#LeckerGurke

#Cat: „As soon as he turns around I will quickly grab one fish.“ 🐟
Wish you all a wonderful start into the new week 💞

#Monday
#MakeOverMonday #NewWeekNewWeed
#WorkWeek

#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#cats
#theyaresmarterthanus
#catsandhairlessmonkeys

#LeckerGurke

#Armageddon is close by 🔥🌊☄️

#CyperWarIncoming
#CyberSunday

#catsandhairlessmonkeys
#maytheforcebewithyou
#sullysticktogether
#badendforavatar2222
#ohHiSHIVA
#apocalypsenow
#thisistheend
#downofasystem
#itsthefinalcountdown
#climatechange
#ciaobella

#LeckerGurke

Stop working it’s weekend!

#miau
#catsofmastodon
#catodon
#Bronco
#BroncoTheCat
#cat
#cats
#caturday
#theyaresmarterthanus
#hackmeifyoucan #catsandhairlessmonkeys
#maytheforcebewithyou
#sullysticktogether
#badendforavatar2222 #fckmeta
#killthesuperficialworld