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Yo, Marlin! Open up, it's Lou'.
Great, Marlin thought, Louis was early. He had been cleaning up all day, because today, he was about to get ***ked up. He had worn the red cap he found on his appartment floor. He forgot where he got it from.
Hey Lou! You got the stuff?'
'Right here, man' and showed him the shrooms. Marlin swallowed it in an instant. And just as quick as he had swallowed it, he grew 6 feet and sprouted a moustache.
'Marlin, what the fu-
'It's -a me... Marl- ioo..