Mastodawn

NO! WAIT YOU GUYS! IT GETS BETTER!!!

Other names submitted were greats like Gritney Spears, Brad Grit, Usain Salt, and Spready Mercury! *dies laughing!*

Thousands voted including US singer Curtis Stigers with his offering of Grit Balls o'Fire.

@Ironraptor okay but consider: those names are incredible

@typhlosion I am so proud of the internet for this... if nothing else. *wipes a proud tear*