CoopCycleJun 15, 2017
Nolan
mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so
Apr 7, 2017 at 4:37pmWeb
Show threadNolanApr 7, 2017
do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
Show threadwas B (this is my old account)Apr 7, 2017
@nolan Thank you! Moms are not archetypes for untechnical folks. Sheesh! 😤
Show threadJeremy 🇨🇦Aug 31, 2018
@nolan but what does she think about you using mastodon.social instead of a hip 420 instance?
Show threadNicholasApr 7, 2017
@nolan I want this to be real.
Show threadGary Lazereyes 🍍Apr 7, 2017
@nolan dude what I wish my mom was that cool
Show threadcarolApr 7, 2017
@nolan Your poor mother! No, wait, you poor you!
Show threadKat Lo ✅Apr 7, 2017
@nolan oh she's one of those cool moms huh
Show threadNolanApr 7, 2017
@lolkat hell yeah check out her alt on satanic.bikerladi.es, she decided to get both
Show threadKat Lo ✅Apr 7, 2017

@nolan wait so you're saying that was a real thing that happened

wow your mom is actually really cool

Show threadphildini @ xoxoApr 7, 2017
@nolan I hope this is true, and that you have the raddest mom.
Show threadINACTIVEApr 7, 2017
@nolan At least mom is woke about the server instances.
Show threadNolanApr 7, 2017
@deadsuperhero my mom literally has a shirt that says "woke af". this is not a joke
Show threadAlex Cendre 🌋Apr 7, 2017
@nolan "that's the future liberals want"… and I love it already!
Show threadgozesApr 7, 2017
@nolan your mom is awesome
Show threadKakafonous A. DiscordApr 7, 2017
@nolan dammit, I didn't realize I could sign up for communist.blaze.party
Show threadPeter Aranyi ⚙️Apr 8, 2017
@nolan Great choices. :grinning:
Show threadChristopher M. HobbsApr 8, 2017
@nolan smart momma
Show threadmusicmatzeApr 10, 2017
@nolan Sounds like you have a wonderful mom! :grinning:
Show threadJigme DatseJun 15, 2017
@nolan Well done mom.
Show threadHallå KittehJan 9, 2018
@nolan Discovered /via https://nolanlawson.com/2018/01/02/decentralized-identity-and-decentralized-social-networks/ :-)
Decentralized identity and decentralized social networks

I’d like to tell you a story about Bob. Bob is a fairly ordinary, upstanding citizen. Bob also has a lot of hobbies. Bob is a good father, so one of his hobbies is to coach his son’s li…

Read the Tea Leaves
Show threadChris 💾✒🚀🍕🎮🔧📵💻Jan 9, 2018

@nolan
I am sad that neither of those instances exist.

Although blaze.party is currently available for a couple of bucks, so...

Show threadNolanJan 12, 2018
@suetanvil somebody hit that shit
Show threadcodesectionsSep 1, 2018

@nolan

I could swear I saw this toot months before I joined Mastodon. Was it quoted in some blog post about Mastodon or a news story or something?

Show threadOldBrushNewPaperSep 1, 2018

@nolan *laughing*

I love living in this century, I do. (Being in my mid-50's, I have one to compare it to. *wink*)

Show threadMel  🛸👽🌵Mar 23, 2020
@nolan satanic.bikerladi.es isn't even up anymore