Jean-Paul Sorée
Bastian AllgeierI'm available as social mastodon consultant with 30 minutes of experience!
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Jimmytidey@haploc @bastianallgeier must be fluent in CMS3
Larry Anderson@bastianallgeier I've been here for 30 days, and you kids today have no idea what things were like back in the old days.
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Jason CranfordTeague@larand @bastianallgeier Was it in 8-bit green-screen?
@jct @bastianallgeier It was all paper, on a stock ticker, and we had to assemble the bits manually.
@larand @bastianallgeier That's nothing, we had to use semaphore at night in a blizzard while wearing sunglasses!
@jct @bastianallgeier You had sunglasses and semaphores? LUXURY! We were brought up from the bilge blindfolded and with our arms tied behind our backs!
Cloth blindfolds? You were lucky. WE had to place each silicon atom in place with only our bare fingers and a can of fetid lard and our eyes wrapped in coax-cable, IF WE WERE LUCKY! @larand @bastianallgeier
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