Native apps on Android are consistently of a high quality, almost bordering on perfectionism

BTW having been an Android developer, I can tell you the drill is basically this:

*designer walks in, wearing a beret and carrying an iPhone and iPad, wearing an Apple Watch and Apple Shoes and stroking a mustache oiled with Apple Mustache Wax*

"Here are the comps for the iOS app which the team has painstakingly built. Please build an equivalent (ugh) Android version in 2 days."

@nolan we hired a new Apple Watch-wearing UX designer who decried our app as "too Android-y"
@nick needs more rubber-band effects. Android can't be a real phone until it has rubber-band effects