my forbsesona is named Jared he eats a plain unsliced bagel on his UberPool to work every day and he NEVER gets crumbs on his button-up
@shel Is he a cishwhitemale who wears a tie?
@kellerfuchs he doesn't wear a tie, his office isn't that kinda place, they're a team you know. they don't need ties
@shel That sounds almost worse, somehow, than if he wore a tie. :O