mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so
do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
@nolan Thank you! Moms are not archetypes for untechnical folks. Sheesh! 😤
@nolan but what does she think about you using mastodon.social instead of a hip 420 instance?