Mastodonnas: The following thread is for the benefit of Twitter users. Forgive me, because you already know this stuff.
(Trivia: I’m tooting all this on a Virgin Atlantic flight to London. Imagine a plane tooting its way through the air 💨💨💨✈️ like farts, but with the emoji facing left, dammit.
Having said that, I have no idea which way the emoji face on your platform.)
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