Parenting tip of the day:

Try replacing “ok?” At the end of a sentence with “capeesh?!” Suddenly you’re imbued with the strength of the mafia and your kids will feel compelled to put on their damn shoes.

(Disclaimer: As always, parent however tf you want, I don’t know what I’m talking about)

#parenting

@minmi We need the parenting equivalent for IAALBIANYL (I am a lawyer but I am not your lawyer). IAAPBIANYKP (I am a parent but I am not your kids' parent)?
@minmi my 5yo started saying this, and sounding subtly sinister. Turns out his preschool teacher taught him.
@jrbe 😂that’s so fantastic. That must have been so jarring! Just a tiny mobster materializing in your home.