Nach München mit meinem magischen Koffer!

What do you think is inside it (wrong and right answers accepted)?

I heard a woman struggling with her heavy suitcase and the small luggage spaces in double-deck TGVs uttering a loud "P*tain de m*rde" with a German accent - and it was glorious.
Useful trick in double-deck TGVs: if you have a big suitcase, go upstairs, then go left. The luggage spaces at the end of the other carriage are usually much less overloaded...
Thanks to @jon for introducing me to that perfect soundtrack of any trip to Germany:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIjSv54THjI
FERD - "Draisine"

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