Rebecca Watson
this summer the hot new look in
LA is BIKE TAN. Get this classic look by riding your bicycle 500 miles to LA and then open up your bag and see that the only shirts left are tank tops hell yeah sister get it
Jun 7 at 1:44amWeb
Show threadAndres2d ago

@rebeccawatson 🎶 but I would bike 500 miles and I would bike 500 more 🎶

(nicely done!)

Show threadnot ch1c2d ago
@rebeccawatson really appreciate how present you are on here after they shitcanned you on threads or wherever 🙂
Show threadDustin Metzgar2d ago
@rebeccawatson I don't need sunblock when riding a bike because I can only get a sunburn if I'm not moving.
Show threadBlake C. Stacey2d ago
@rebeccawatson Unironically rad
Show threadjohne2d ago
@rebeccawatson on your fingees too. Impressive.
Show threadMajor Denis Bloodnok1d ago
@johne @rebeccawatson When I was commuting 22 miles a day I'd get a clear chickenwire pattern across the back of my hand from summer gloves. ;-)
Show threadHoarse e-Books2d ago

@rebeccawatson Need to know more about the “DON’T” whale on your right shoulder.

It’s a right whale, yes? 🙃

Show threadhyperreal2d ago
@rebeccawatson Still better than my internet tan. I have my curtains open during the day and in the afternoon the sun shines through onto a region of my arm while sitting at my desk.
Show threadoheso1d ago
@rebeccawatson I had a friend in college who would ride multiple hundreds of miles every weekend. Saw her at a pool party once in a bikini. Seriously funny.
Show threadFrank Bennett 🇯🇵1d ago
@rebeccawatson I don't have any spiffy tattoos, but I have a persistent tan line on my thighs from a year ago. (Photos not available, you'll have to take my word for it.)
Show threadVee1d ago
@rebeccawatson aw, come on now ... that's racing stripes.
Show threadDaniel Brotherston1d ago

@rebeccawatson Our city has a bike event, they had bike temporary tattoos. We applied said tattoos, then spent the two days of the event riding in the sun (with sunscreen of course).

Afterwards, take off the temporary tattoos....erm...tattoos are now a tan line....no so temporary.

Show threadeestileib (she/hers)1d ago

@rebeccawatson

Looks good

Show threadtruh1d ago

@rebeccawatson

Is that a hitchhikers tattoo? Looks cool

Show threadTrickTim1d ago
@rebeccawatson
HI! I see that YOU ride BIKES. Would you like to see some advertising about BIKES?
Show threadDave1d ago
@rebeccawatson Rule 7
Show threadPensionDan1d ago
@rebeccawatson It’s like trucker tan times TWO
Show threadMFennVT1d ago
@rebeccawatson Looking good!
Show threadNova Rivera8h ago
@rebeccawatson I like you whale tattoo. Platner or Collins? Mills is out of the race and Platner is megasus. I mean Collins is also pretty much evil but wanted your opinion on the matter.
Show threadRebecca Watson2h ago
@novarivera luckily I'm not a maine voter so I don't have to make that decision. But my video from last year aged like wine. https://skepchick.org/2025/11/graham-platner-is-an-embarrassing-liar/