if Amazon—and nobody else—sold a flat-pack guillotine for rightsizing billionaires, would you buy it?
yes
44.4%
no
30.9%
show me the answers
24.8%
Poll ended at .

@cstross Tempted to wait for the Temu knockoff that is the wrong size, doesn't work very well, and leaves the subject maimed and immobilized and in unrelenting pain for an indefinite number of weeks/months.

Speaking hypothetically, of course.