Day 2 of being on beige.party...

The natives in their acceptance have adorned me in robes and started dancing around a fire singing "We are not a cult. We are not a cult!" while handing out pamphlets that are titled "How not being a cult can be the cult you've always wanted to join.".

I'll report more as new discoveries arise.

@Mrfunkedude
Mr Dude, you seem to be getting unnecessarily close to revealing secrets about our not-a-cult since you recently joined it.
Be aware that you are being watched, and pleez act accordingly, if you get my drift.
#NotACult