@mudkip capitalism seems to be doing a good job at killing Funko pops tbh

@mudkip it's interesting that many people don't know this, but Karl Marx had a gigantic Funko Pop collection.

@mudkip Is there a Funkopop event horizon?

@mudkip Odd story: A friend of my partner was one of the first US Funko distributors. We have a TON of these things. I have no idea if any of them, being possibly early models, are worth anything, but i doubt it because they're adorable plastic crap. (Partner is generally, 'Yay! Toys!', while I am more, 'Cute! ...now what?'. It's an interesting dynamic). I'm pretty sure they're evil, but name me the humanoid toy that isn't at least a little?

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I would support using tanks against a Funko Pop based uprising. What kind of Tankie am I?

@mudkip the only based tankie

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Comrade!

@mudkip Never, if the state decides the people need Funko Pops.

@mudkip Funko Pops exist in that category of product which is produced to sit on a shelf until it is put in a landfill, which I call "shelf garbage."

@mudkip IMMEDIATELY

@mudkip You've seen the Island of Dr. Moreau, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The Imaginareum of Dr. Parnassus. Now, see The Racist Funko Pop Collection of Dr. Bonzo! "Holy shit, that's really racist, wtf dude?! What universe are these from!? What is wrong with you!?". Capitalism of every dimension made them, but Dr. Bonzo brings them to *Show* and *TELL* *dramatic music*

@mudkip i join this war, on the side of communism