skating thru the aisles of an ai datacenter on my heelys, blasting rhythm nation by janet jackson from a boombox and leaving a trail of failing 5400rpm drives in my wake
man you can just say fuckin ANYTHING on fedi and people will like it. I love it
@anomalocarididae It's a great mental image!

@anomalocarididae disproportionately many fedizens a have read some version of https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2022-38392 .

What I want to know is how loud do you have to play it?

NVD - CVE-2022-38392

@anomalocarididae

Don't give me bad ideas... I'm now wondering just how much would hit the fan if I put a bare drive on the floor near one of the data halls...

@Kehvarl @anomalocarididae Put a cryptocurrency miner worm on it or something. Just incase one of chatgpt's caretakers thinks it grew legs & escaped, then returns it to its enclosure. They won't notice a thing. Their energy bill won't change & neither will their uptime!
@Kehvarl @anomalocarididae If a cryptocurrency techbro & a LLM techbro got in a fight, who would win?
@jackemled @Kehvarl llm techbro because the crypto guy would lose all his money faster. ai bubble is slow rise slow pop
@anomalocarididae @Kehvarl I feel like the cryptocurrency techbro would win because the LLM techbro can't get GPUs without buying them from the cryptocurrency techbro.
@anomalocarididae Instead of destroying them all, can you steal them and share? I need drives.
@hellomiakoda not all of em are gonna be 5400rpm
@anomalocarididae Miss Jackson, if you're nasty

@anomalocarididae

Sounding like a Jet Set Radio protagonist/deuteragonist (positive)