Natasha 
🇪🇺Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately the government needs to be at least 18 years old, and have two doctors to sign off first with a diagnosis of political dysphoria (previously known as political identity disorder)
Lisa Melton@Natasha_Jay Jay-Zus, girl! I'm so glad I didn't have hot coffee in my mouth when I read that. 🤣😂🤣
@lisamelton
I'm trying to avoid UK politics but, y'know ...
I'm trying to avoid UK politics but, y'know ...
kit@Natasha_Jay
But they've been on policy blockers like forever.
But they've been on policy blockers like forever.
@hypostase
Oh bravo 10/10!!! 😂
Oh bravo 10/10!!! 😂
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Nicola Elle 🏳️⚧️@Natasha_Jay I thought it was Mandelson Identity Disorder (MID) that they had?
After all, they're pretty MID, if you ask me...
@Natasha_Jay this looks like a case of Rapid Onset Political Dysphoria. It's probably just peer pressure from other politicians. A little leader-questioning is fine, but it's just a phase and they'll grow out of it.
Neo Ehproque@SecondUniverse @Natasha_Jay maybe for the party, don't think it was that rapid for the electorate, it's been there for a while
Jon Roach
Chaotic Catboy@Natasha_Jay Shouldn't that be at least 25 years old, because otherwise its political stance isn't fully formed?
Isabel RuffellSurely autodynophilia (love of power for oneself)?
It must be a genuine condition as I've entirelymade it up out of Greeek words.
@iaruffell
Clap clap clap 😂 and bookmarked.
Thinking of Wes. here especially, who could be the textbook case in the next DSM (you should ™️ it!)
H4Heights 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦@Natasha_Jay I’m really enjoying this thread… 🤭
@H4Heights
Trying to avoid UK politics posting in general but thank you 😂
Trying to avoid UK politics posting in general but thank you 😂