Okay but if somebody wants to tell me why the hashtag is Yonggary1999 I'm open to that

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"You're going to be making history" has been used by union busters for ages, just saying. No bones until everybody has dental and pharma

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Frankly the health and safety record of this work site is beginning to look iffy

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OMG I'm *living* for this dialog delivered into the middle distance. Now *this* is Monsterdon

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Might be casualties, check it out! Bring a poking stick

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Waiting for data before preemptive strikes? That'll never work. That's how you get preempted

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APD: "First Tennis Force"
Nobody correct it.

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How'd you dig that hole? Some kinda gigantic shovel on a tractor? Ha! Keep your secrets then

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Holly's actor, sensing a flop, has decided to use this film as a portfolio showcase for her range of accents

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Woah woah woah we only had six months head start. What should we have done? Something? Don't be childish, it was nap time

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That hot dog vendor was 3 days from retiring

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If we drop a bomb on a major South American city, the damage will be in the... Brazilians

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"What intelligence?" Oh girl. Oh GIRL. Just wait 25 years.

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OOH now that's a macguffin if I ever sawr one

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APD movie summary: the first tennis force has arrived at the dick site

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"area of expertise" "logistics" look I know these are military jargon but also I'm /certain/ no military personnel have ever used words with that many syllables while on a chopper

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Beta One? Let me know when they send Sigma One

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I swear to heck I thought he was going to pull out a hunting knife and I wish we were watching that movie

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I think this movie is what happens when a first time director is also the only scriptwriter. NO SUBSTITUTIONS, READ IT AS WRITTEN

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I went to search my hypothesis and apparently my top result for "Reptilian" is the Wikipedia page for "reptilian conspiracy theory" and I genuinely don't think I earned this disrespect

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"We have a kill" "It's all over"

"It's not over yet"

Don't be that guy that walks into the kaiju battle 5 minutes before close

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I feel like every actor in this movie thought they were going to be the least famous actor in this movie, and they were all wrong somehow

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