Unless someone has a genuine need, no car should be bigger than this.
@davidho I am sorry but my dick is not large enough to drive such a car... /s!

@petko
@davidho

Skill issue.

*Drives away in this car blaring My Dick by Mickey Avalon

@davidho turn it into a tiny monster truck and we have a deal
@davidho I absolutely love these cars... I mean just look at this thing
@Philip @davidho The rope is a nice touch.
@davidho Germany's gov recently decided to subsidize buying electric cars - but only bigger EVs. These small cars are not included in the subsidies.
@davidho but, but... I need to carry more than ONE bag of groceries, and sometimes I have a passenger or four... and sometimes I want to be able to survive driving in weather ore serious than a breeze or drizzle... or going over a steep street of more than 15degrees... or further than 3miles....

@davidho

I wind up with kind of the opposite reaction: At that point, why not rather get a bakfiets, or even just a shopping bag on wheels to bring on the tram?

But I guess my perspective is influenced by not having owned a car for over a decade, and instead renting a van for bulky stuff and "normal" cars for trips w/friends/family a couple of times a year.

@syklemil @davidho Agreed. For most people, a cargobike or a tram is a better idea. Or an electric moped. But the car is cute, and better than 99% of other cars.
@davidho designed for parking in Italian city centres which are notoriously medieval. Small cars have always been a thing in Italy because of this problem. Two of these will fit into a convention parking place. It's purely practical for city life (if you have to drive...)
@davidho
Is here were we declare our love for Kei Cars and similar cars?
@mistheart @davidho What's on the top of Suzuki? Edit: I mean the grey one.

@davidho

kinda partial to the KR 200

@maya_b I assume 'KR' means Kryptonian.
@davidho I pretty well only use a car when I've got more stuff to transport than would fit in that (I use a bike otherwise). So I don't think I'd have a use case for that one.
@davidho I'd drive a Mini Cooper if it weren't for the Airstream I need to tow :-)

@devlord There is a very small Airstream, made of fibreglass instead of steel -- Bantam? Forget the name now. Possibly not made anymore. I know I considered it for use with a Wrangler. I've heard very different numbers for MINI's towing capacity, from zero to a tonne; I'd ask a dealer, directly. And if you do it, have the dealer put the tow package in, not some sketchy after-market job.

There used to be trailers made for Bugs, so I'm sure it's possible.

@devlord Bambi.

https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/bambi/

4.9-6.7 m long, 2.44 m wide, 2.88 m tall (w/ AC); single axle; GVWR = 1.588t

So, not for all vehicles, unfortunately. And not for MINI. The tongue weight alone is probably a deal-breaker.

But plenty of other trailers are light enough.

Airstream Bambi | Lightweight Camper Trailer and Small RV

Compact, lightweight, and loaded with a surprising number of features for its size, the Airstream Bambi is a small, lightweight, and fun camper trailer.

Airstream
@wesdym they also have the Basecamp but I think it expects at least a small SUV.

@devlord I realized later I was thinking of Scamp, a different make.

https://www.scamptrailers.com/

Towable Small Camping Trailers and Scamp Lightweight Travel Trailers

Scamp Trailers | RV dealership in Backus, MN & Phoenix, AZ – lightweight, easy-to-tow, off-road ready fiberglass campers.

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@wesdym oh that’s cute! πŸ₯°
@davidho I made the personal rule at one point of "It is big enough if I can fit a 50-pound dog in the cargo area." Having the dog in the passenger seat proved difficult. That is the reason why I ended up with an eGolf instead of a Chevy Bolt.

@davidho

There is a genuine need for safety. Therefore this gadget is officially not a car.
However it would fit for most needs, and together with an appropriate speed limit in urban areas it is definitively an alternative to the monster trucks.

@_RyekDarkener_

This is true, but I'm not sure that safety would be so much of an issue if everyone drove one.

Driving one of these on roads with SUVs driving alongside would be terrifying.

@davidho

@ReggieHere @_RyekDarkener_ @davidho Also, any safety concerns people are having with smaller cars means that they don't give a shit about cyclists or pedestrians, unless they plan to only allow cars on motorways.

@ahltorp

Completely agree.

Most of the safety problems associated with small cars have nothing to do with small cars so much as the presence of bigger cars, just as the safety problems associated with bicycles and pedestrians are due to the presence of any cars.

@_RyekDarkener_ @davidho

@ReggieHere @ahltorp @davidho

Yes. As soon as you do not walk but steer a vehicle, like scooter, bike or car/bus, you become a possible deadly threat to others.

@_RyekDarkener_ @davidho Even in non-urban environments, if people need safety equipment to move about, there is something fundamentally wrong.

@ahltorp @davidho

Yes. Mostly with the people who are acting as risk for others. Whatever vehicle they steer.

@davidho "One time in college I helped a friend move a giant fridge, so clearly I always need to drive a car that can accommodate that" - F150 drivers everywhere
@davidho who gets to decide what is a genuine need?

@davidho

That vertical line under the door makes me wonder if there's an option to flip a few levers and turn a wheel and expand it into a four/six/eight-seater, like my old dining table.

#engineeringChallenges

@davidho

But I guess once you've got the tractor unit, you could always add a passenger carriage or two at need.

@electropict @davidho If I recall correctly, the vertical line under the door is because the car's body is essentially made from two sets of identical panels. The front and back halves are the same.

(Also I think it's not even a "car", by law, it's like... a car-shaped scooter that a 14-year-old can drive).

@davidho some people put the car into the camper truck

@davidho

If I lived in a city, and that city had efficient, functional public transport I probably wouldn't have a car to begin with.

@davidho we have to put two car seats in the back so we were forced to size up to a fiat 500. It works!!

@davidho As a very tall person (6'8"), I was going to disagree, but having looked closer at the car, I think I'd fit brilliantly in that, so I agree entirely!

That genuinely looks like a car I could fit comfortably in, which is not something I can say about pretty much every other car out there.

@davidho @12thRITS
How many retrievers can it carry?

@TidalFlats @davidho One, or two if you can train one of them to drive it.

I'm 6'2" and am comfortable in one of these. In Italy (and probably elsewhere in the EC) it's a car you can drive before age 18. Top speed is 45 MPH, I think.

@12thRITS @davidho
Allowing retrievers to drive becomes problematic, as they invariably end up driving off road after birds and small mammals.
Looks like an excellant city car though.
@TidalFlats @davidho In Italy they're sold by Fiat as "Topolino," which is what Italians call Mickey Mouse. Either my browser or Fiat's website makes this translation, with amusing results. https://www.fiat.it/modello/fiat-topolino
@12thRITS @davidho
"Topolino" I have heard of, never saw one though. Fiat auto's engineering and reliability has come a long way from the "Fix It Again Tony" days I hear.

@TidalFlats @davidho La Signora Quarantanova bought her daughter in Milano a new Panda in 2006 and it's still going strong, no real difficulties.

That Topolino is a re-badged CitroΓ«n Ami, and has many econo features, such as identical front and rear fascias, driver and passenger doors. Like the 2CV, the seats are lawn chairs. The external "paint" is really just the color of the molded plastic.

There was an old Fiat 500-cc Topolino, of which almost half a million were made, 1936-55.

@davidho Seem them touring in Holland. One passed our house when we were sitting outside this afternoon. Quite a strong sound for such a small car. Boosting appearance with sound ?
@davidho @cargot_robbie i've always thought of these as "electric sofa chair".
@davidho You are perfectly right. Ok, some years ago I drove a luxury car, but I´m regretting deeply now...😎
@davidho A picture of a toy car would make more sense with that caption imo.

@davidho @sdarlington There’s a taxi driver in the new film, You, Me & Tuscany who taxis in one of those 😊

See https://m.imdb.com/title/tt36352591/mediaviewer/rm3842036738/

@davidho OK - but not that colour.
@davidho @cthulku Is that the Fiat Topolino or the Citroen Ami? (I have hard time telling them apart rrol the side)