Well thanks Wesley.

Out on a wander with himself, passing the front of Brodie Castle where a group of visitors were starting a tour with a talk outside the front door.

Wesley ran up to be friends but I told him "NO!". So the little bugger squatted down and took a dump right there in front of everyone!

I apologised and picked up , but he still had a giant Klingon due to eating grass, so I had to remove that from his backside as well.

I dragged him away to the side and removed the grass! 😬