Ah yes, another 🥱 riveting dive into the "perils" of not being lazy enough in your code 🤦‍♂️. Because clearly, if you aren't worshipping at the altar of Larry Wall and his holy trinity of virtues, your software is doomed ☠️. But hey, keep copy-pasting like it's 1999, and maybe someday you'll ascend to abstraction nirvana. 🌈
https://bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/04/12/the-peril-of-laziness-lost/ #lazycoding #softwaredevelopment #techhumor #programmingparody #abstractionnirvana #HackerNews #ngated